Feedman
04-04-2005, 07:12 PM
A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in
the air. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need
to drink from the same one twice. Viva Mexico!"
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces
while it is still in the air. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either! Praise Allah!"
A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks it,
throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice. God Bless
the USA!"
--8)
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in
the air. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need
to drink from the same one twice. Viva Mexico!"
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces
while it is still in the air. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either! Praise Allah!"
A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks it,
throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice. God Bless
the USA!"
--8)