Feedman
09-16-2004, 12:43 PM
Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David
was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about
his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
some guy and spend the night with him for money. "
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David
aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Committee to elect
John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front
of the other kids".
:lol: :lol: :lol:
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David
was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about
his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
some guy and spend the night with him for money. "
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David
aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Committee to elect
John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front
of the other kids".
:lol: :lol: :lol: