Jay
02-15-2009, 07:24 PM
The guy who owns the place made the mistake of telling me any comments received online go to him..
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Outback is the awesome!
Never have I tasted a steak as powerful as the outback special! It's made out of 100% uberness! It's powerful like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier, if the aircraft carrier was on fire!
The service is wicked fast! Like a mustang! Not slow like a nissan z-car, or like it is at Texas Roadhouse! Outback service is like riding a dinosaur attached to a rocket ship!
Outback has Electrolytes! What are Electrolytes? I don't know but they're good for you and Outback has them!
Outback is the HUNGER MUTILATOR!
It has what people crave!
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Outback is the awesome!
Never have I tasted a steak as powerful as the outback special! It's made out of 100% uberness! It's powerful like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier, if the aircraft carrier was on fire!
The service is wicked fast! Like a mustang! Not slow like a nissan z-car, or like it is at Texas Roadhouse! Outback service is like riding a dinosaur attached to a rocket ship!
Outback has Electrolytes! What are Electrolytes? I don't know but they're good for you and Outback has them!
Outback is the HUNGER MUTILATOR!
It has what people crave!