What is rice?

[Jay]

You may be a ricAr if....


- You have more vinyl on your car than most ppl do on their house

- You took your car for a test drive to see how much better it ran with your new high-performance hyper white headlights installed

- Your bodykit is so elaborate that no one including you can even tell what kinda car resides under all that urethane

- You've not only been sited, but arrested more than once for destruction of public property from your 20ft tall aluminum/carbon rear deck wing tagging, and breaking stoplights as you drive down grand central

- Drop springs? Oh you meen cutting a few coils off an reinstalling them on the factory struts

- You got your new racing wheels for your import in today.. theyre 19"+ and chrome

- Youve got hood-pins on your rear deck lid

- Your performance exhaust consists of the factory muffler being hacked off and a $15 coffee can welded in its place

- You think that a 4-into-1-header is an 'x' rated flick you once rented

- There's stickers on your car advertising companies/parts that yuo not only dont have, but dont know what are.. you just seem them in import tuner an thought theyd look cool

- Your reply to someone asking you what kinda performance stuff youve done to your car is 'well i got this black widow bodykit, some 18's.. ect'

- You pull up beside of someone at a light and tag the rev limiter ti l the light turns green where you then do a burnout while grandpa in his caddy pulls away from you

- You manually shift your automatic.. up and downshifting

- You have any type of type-r sticker

- You own and are proud to admit owning anything that APC sells

- LED windshield washers.. need i say more?



- Im sure I could think of more but it's late an im tired.. sorry if this offends anyone -

[Feedman]

You may be a ricAr if....


- You have more vinyl on your car than most ppl do on their house

- You took your car for a test drive to see how much better it ran with your new high-performance hyper white headlights installed

- Your bodykit is so elaborate that no one including you can even tell what kinda car resides under all that urethane

- You've not only been sited, but arrested more than once for destruction of public property from your 20ft tall aluminum/carbon rear deck wing tagging, and breaking stoplights as you drive down grand central

- Drop springs? Oh you meen cutting a few coils off an reinstalling them on the factory struts

- You got your new racing wheels for your import in today.. theyre 19"+ and chrome

- Youve got hood-pins on your rear deck lid

- Your performance exhaust consists of the factory muffler being hacked off and a $15 coffee can welded in its place

- You think that a 4-into-1-header is an 'x' rated flick you once rented

- There's stickers on your car advertising companies/parts that yuo not only dont have, but dont know what are.. you just seem them in import tuner an thought theyd look cool

- Your reply to someone asking you what kinda performance stuff youve done to your car is 'well i got this black widow bodykit, some 18's.. ect'

- You pull up beside of someone at a light and tag the rev limiter ti l the light turns green where you then do a burnout while grandpa in his caddy pulls away from you

- You manually shift your automatic.. up and downshifting

- You have any type of type-r sticker

- You own and are proud to admit owning anything that APC sells

- LED windshield washers.. need i say more?



- Im sure I could think of more but it's late an im tired.. sorry if this offends anyone -


OMG - NOOOO, my first car was an autotragic...and I actually did that a few times...lol....[/closetricAr] 8)

[Jay]

lol.. that's ok im guilty of cuttin coils back in the mini-truck days.. that was back when lowering kits were expensive tho. now you can put a truck in the weeds for like $3

[xjoewhitex]

I was in fact a ricAr In my neon days... 8) , But movFast put me in the right direction...

[jrchannell]

yeah i have been there too back in my lumina z34 days, lol, didnt offer any lowering kits for that thing, but a cutting torch did the job. heavy chrome wheels, 300 pounds and 3200 watts of stereo equipment! course dont know if that counts as a ricAr since it is a domestic!?

[Jay]

Hmm.. good point. What would you call a 'riced out' domestic? Lame? lol

[narfdanarf]

a V6, GTR, rotory mustang with pistons/headers, and twin turbos 8)

[Jay]

a V6, GTR, rotory mustang with pistons/headers, and twin turbos 8)

Uhmm.. huh?

[narfdanarf]

I take it you haven't seen the domestic rice video. It's been on the internet for like 40 yrs, and it's on Mischief 3000 I believe.


I'll see if I can find a link for ya.

[Uber_DSM]

I take it you haven't seen the domestic rice video. It's been on the internet for like 40 yrs, and it's on Mischief 3000 I believe.



ROFL that is great.I died wheni first saw that

[kak]

Shifting down with your automatic? How is that ricing if it gives you more control over your car. My car had pressure in the lines and wouldn't downshift for a while so I had to do it manually.

Its not that I can't drive a manual, I just don't have one.

[superchargedgsr]

think he may have meant, neutrel dropping your car...like rev it up in neutrel then drop it into d4 or d3 or d whatever your car has

[Feedman]

think he may have meant, neutrel dropping your car...like rev it up in neutrel then drop it into d4 or d3 or d whatever your car has

Never neutral dropped it....on few occaisons I would be on a hill and put it in neurtal and then as the light turned green I would coast back a little(mimicking 5spd) and slide it into drive....lol.... 8)

[Jay]

think he may have meant, neutrel dropping your car...like rev it up in neutrel then drop it into d4 or d3 or d whatever your car has

Never neutral dropped it....on few occaisons I would be on a hill and put it in neurtal and then as the light turned green I would coast back a little(mimicking 5spd) and slide it into drive....lol.... 8)

Adam, inside joke.. bout someone I/we really dislike, and he comes to this page so I shalt not mention names 8)