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Jay
10-07-2004, 02:22 PM
If this wasent eleventeen lines long it would so be my new sig'


Christmas poem:

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was an 03' Cobra Coupe and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Cobra, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Cobra erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that Cobra gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed ricer fly-by.

Merry X-Mas!

Feedman
10-07-2004, 02:35 PM
lol...I like that alot....

although I am 6-0 agaisn't stangs..... 8)

Jay
10-07-2004, 03:32 PM
lol...I like that alot....

although I am 6-0 agaisn't stangs..... 8)

lol..
til we meet

Jay
10-07-2004, 04:09 PM
this one wasent bad either..
reminds me of drivin thru vienna


My name is... to the beats of Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NOS and get your motor messed up worse then my life is?
My chrome wheels dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I drink a can of pepsi, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here chump" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a mustang dawg!!"
I don't give a damn, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!